jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via sorry)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

(via sorry)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via sorry)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

(via distraction)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago
22.Jul.14 1 day ago

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via covocal)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

vesley:

my whole life

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(via sorry)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

(via fake-mermaid)

21.Jul.14 2 days ago