shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

(via covocal)

09.Aug.14 1 week ago

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via orgasm)

09.Aug.14 1 week ago

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via orgasm)

03.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via melissa56299)

31.Jul.14 3 weeks ago
31.Jul.14 3 weeks ago

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via cumfort)

31.Jul.14 3 weeks ago

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via magicul)

31.Jul.14 3 weeks ago

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via unexotic)

31.Jul.14 3 weeks ago